Long live Clint Eastwood

Posted on by Dave Stanton

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The tough guy action movie genre covers a lot of ground – from sci-fi movies like The Terminator, to war pictures, to Mafia films (Goodfellas, The Godfather), to cop movies, to boxing flicks (the Rocky series), to Bruce Lee’s kung fu movies.

Kick ass stuff, all the above.

You might think, geez, there are tons of these movies to choose from. But if you only consider the ones worth watching, the list shrinks considerably.

The reality is, there’s a pretty short list of actors who effectively deliver the goods in this arena. I’m talking about the actors with style and presence, the ones you love to watch take down the bad guys.

There are plenty of pretenders out there too, and you know them when you see them (usually that’s when you turn the channel).

Later, I’ll list my top ten tough guys. But first, I want to focus on one in particular: The baddest of them all, the iconic Clint Eastwood.

Clint is the all-time tough guy. He damn near invented the genre. Sure, there were plenty of macho actors before him; John Wayne, Charlton Heston, Gary Cooper, James Cagney, and a handful of respectable others.

But none of them are in the same class as Eastwood.

Consider this: If Clint had quit acting after his three legendary spaghetti westerns (A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, and The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly), he would still have to be considered among the greatest tough guys to ever hit the screen.

But he didn’t quit. He’s stared in 47 movies to date, playing tough guys in most of them, doing it the way only Clint can. Hell, at age 78, he played the role of Walt Kowalski in Gran Torino, one of the best macho roles of his career!

Now, not every Clint Eastwood movie is great; like every actor, he’s made a few clunkers. The Gauntlet was unfortunate, and The Rookie, with Charlie Sheen for cryin’ out loud, was hard to watch. But he’s made so many outstanding films, it’s difficult to put together a top 10 list; a top 20 would be easier. But, tough as it is, I’ll try to pick his ten best. Here they are, in chronological order:

1. A Fistful of Dollars – You think director Sergio Leone made the right choice picking Clint to play the Man with No Name? Eastwood’s version of a lone gunslinger became the measuring stick for every Western antihero since.

Memorable Quote: (on his way to a shootout) “Get three coffins ready.”
(after the gun battle) “My mistake. Four coffins…”

2. For a Few Dollars More – How could Sergio Leone improve on A Fistful of Dollars? Add Lee Van Cleef, whose steely squint nearly matched Eastwood’s. Together they wipe out a band of Mexican outlaws.

Memorable quote (over morning coffee with four outlaws):
Outlaw: “Hey, amigo, you know when you told that story yesterday, I fell for it.
Big joke, wasn’t it, amigo?”
Clint:      “Who said I was jokin’?”
Outlaw: “I don’t get that. If it’s true…”
Clint:       “Too bad you have to die.”

3. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly – This three hour epic became an instant classic. Eli Wallach gave the performance of a lifetime alongside Eastwood and Van Cleef. The musical score, now 45 years old, is indelibly stamped in American culture (If you are unfamiliar with the soundtrack, make this movie the next one you watch – it’s considered a masterpiece by many film critics).

Memorable quote (near the end of the movie, during the Mexican standoff with Wallach and Van Cleef):
Clint: “Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We’re gonna have to earn it.”

4. Where Eagles Dare – Eastwood teams up with Richard Burton in a mission to penetrate the Schloss Adler, a Nazi fortress where an American General is held prisoner. This film is chock full of machine gun battles, chase scenes, and includes a harrowing battle atop the cable car leading to the Bavarian castle. The musical score, ominous and powerful, sets the prefect tone for this thriller.

Memorable quote:
Lt. Morris Schaffer (Eastwood): “If I’m not mistaken, that’s an army barracks over there.”
Major John Smith (Burton): “No mistake, Lieutenant. This is the headquarters of the Wehrmacht Alpenkorps.”
Lt. Morris Schaffer: “Oh, swell. Do you have any other surprises I should know about?”

5. Kelly’s Heroes – Eastwood’s second WWII movie is wildly entertaining. Part comedy, part war drama, part bank heist caper, director Brian Hutton somehow made it all work. The cast is certainly among the greatest ever assembled: Eastwood, Carroll O’Connor, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles, Donald Sutherland, Harry Dean Stanton, and Gavin MacLeod of Love Boat fame. Sutherland, as a pre-era hippie, is particularly hilarious.

Memorable quote:
Kelly (Eastwood): “Well, Oddball, what do you think?”
Oddball (Sutherland): “It’s a wasted trip, baby. Nobody said nothing about locking horns with no Tiger tanks.”
Big Joe (Savalas): “Hey look, you just keep them Tigers busy and we’ll take care of the rest.”
Oddball: “The only way I got to keep them Tigers busy is to LET THEM SHOOT HOLES IN ME!”
Crapgame: (Rickles) “Hey, Oddball, this is your hour of glory. And you’re chickening out.”
Oddball: “To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.”
Kelly: “Nobody’s asking you to be a hero.”
Oddball: “No? Then YOU sit up in that turret, baby.”
Kelly: “No, because you’re gonna be up there, baby, and I’ll be right outside showing you which way to go.”
Oddball: “Yeah?”
Kelly: “Yeah.”
Oddball: “Crazy… I mean like, so many positive waves… maybe we can’t lose, you’re on!”

6. Dirty Harry – Eastwood’s Dirty Harry Callahan is his most famous character.  Often imitated but never matched, Callahan set the standard for the tough guy cop persona, and he set it unfairly high. His relentless pursuit of the killer, Scorpio, his disregard for rules and convention, and his classic monologue at the end all make Dirty Harry a great and unforgettable movie.

Memorable quote:
Harry Callahan: “I know what you’re thinking, punk. You’re thinking “did he fire six shots or only five?” Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow you head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”

7.  High Plains Drifter – In this eerie Western, Eastwood’s nameless character (actually, a ghost of a previously murdered sheriff), rides into a corrupt town and exacts revenge on the three outlaws who killed him, as well as the townspeople who supported them. Directed by Eastwood, this film holds its own against the spaghetti Westerns.

Memorable quote:
Preacher:  “See here, you can’t turn all these people out into the night. It is inhumane,     brother, inhumane!”
The Stranger (Clint):  I’m not your brother.”
Preacher:  “We are all brothers in the eyes of God.”
The Stranger:  “All these people, are they your sisters and brothers?”
Preacher:  “They most certainly are.”
The Stranger:  “Then you won’t mind if they come over and stay at your place, will you?”

8. Magnum Force – The much anticipated return of Harry Callahan resulted in a film as good or better than the original. Magnum Force retained all the gritty realism and tension that made Dirty Harry great, but benefitted from slicker cinematography and a superb soundtrack. Clint’s acting is dead on, his character tougher than ever and utterly convincing. Director Ted Post never let Clint become a caricature of himself (unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Eastwood’s final Dirty Harry film, The Dead Pool).

Memorable quote:
Harry Callahan: “Well, I just work for the city, Briggs. “
Lieutenant Briggs: So do I, longer than you, and I never had to take my gun out of its holster once. I’m proud of that.”
Harry Callahan: “Well, you’re a good man, lieutenant. A good man always knows his limitations.”

9.  Thunderbolt and Lightfoot – This underrated flick stars Eastwood as a bank robber looking to duplicate a job from years past in Montana. Jeff Bridges and George Kennedy are excellent in supporting roles, as is Geoffrey Lewis, who went on to play characters in a half dozen Eastwood movies. In between the chase scenes and shootouts, the interplay between Eastwood, Bridges, Kennedy, and Lewis is what makes this film exceptional.

Memorable quote:
Lightfoot (Bridges):  “The rich get richer, the poor get poorer.”
John Doherty (Eastwood):  “Where do you pick up these pearls of wisdom?”
Lightfoot: “Books.”
Red Leary (Kennedy): “You mean you can actually read?”
Lightfoot:  “I read you loud and clear.”
Red Leary:  “You better believe it.”

10.  Unforgiven – During his career, Eastwood’s most popular characters were always
remorseless killers. His commercial success was due in large part to his roles as The Man with no Name and Dirty Harry. It wasn’t until he was in his sixties that he examined the myth of the gunfighter and revealed the human element that his previous works had never broached. The result was Unforgiven, which won four Academy Awards, including Best Picture. Gene Hackman and Morgan Freeman were outstanding in supporting roles, and Clint narrowly missed a Best Actor award (Al Pacino won for Scent of a Woman).

Memorable quote:
The Schofield Kid:  “It don’t seem real… how he ain’t gonna never breathe again, ever… how he’s dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.”
Will Munny (Eastwood):  “It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.”
The Schofield Kid:  “Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.”
Will Munny:  “We all got it coming, kid.”

11. Gran Torino (I said I’d limit my picks to Eastwood’s ten best, but I lied) – This movie caught everyone by surprise. Seriously, playing a badass tough guy at age 78? I think it’s safe to say that no one could pull it off except for Eastwood, and he pulled it off and then some. His onscreen presence is every bit as potent as when he was half the age. The story of an old, bigoted Korean War vet doing battle with a gang of street thugs may seem implausible at face value, but Clint makes the film crackle with conviction. Gran Torino became Eastwood’s most commercially successful movie.

Memorable quote:
Smokie: “Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house.”
Walt Kowalski (Eastwood):  “Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house… and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea… use ya for sandbags.”

Okay, that’s the top eleven. My twelfth pick would have been The Eiger Sanction, a spy thriller based around a climb of the north face of the Eiger in Switzerland. This film has some great mountaineering scenes, but actually the book is better than the movie.
Speaking of books, if you enjoy Clint Eastwood movies, you might enjoy my Dan Reno novel series. Reno is pretty tough himself, and he’s also a fan of Clint’s movies.


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